the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via punkthisshit)

Baby: m..m..m-

Mother: memes?

Baby: mama

Mother:

Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via isa-mara-the-first)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via 5secsofni)

KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed

MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

itscalumsbitch:

iconsmagcon:

summertimemendez:

onirofadasmeni:

kapote-8a-3anasunanth8oume:

tdogirockmilfs:

sinnersandcynics:

connors-sweet-ass:

lilnomnom:

fragile-m-i-n-d-e-d:

xcalouisforniax:

unwanted-originality:

brxkenpetal:

withbliss:

inkthorn:

a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…

Holy

wow

I’ve reblog this several times…

This.

I can’t even conceal the tears….

Oh my gosh

this is why i dont like it when people drink

This got to me.

Life happens.

Κάποτε θα ξανασυναντηθούμε..

Fuck…

This is one of the saddest things I’ve ever read

This made me cry so hard

This is woah dude

itscalumsbitch:

cutelucas:

hi there, stop scrolling for a bit.

if you haven’t heard it today, i’m here to tell you that you are beautiful and absolutely worth it. you deserve the world sweetheart, i love you so much. if you think no one out there cares, just keep in mind that i do.

if you ever need someone to talk to, i’m always here and i will be here to listen. i love you x

And also you lookin’ hella fine today